'Classic Piece of Politicians Hilarity
Politicians !!!
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Najib and Mahathir Go Into A Bakery on a Campaign Trail.
As soon as they enter the bakery, Najib steals three curry puffs and puts them in his pocket.
He says to Mahathir, "See how clever I am? The owner didn't even see anything and I don't even need to lie. I will definitely win these elections."
Mahathir says to Najib, "That's the typical dishonesty you have displayed throughout your entire life, trickeries and deceits.
I am going to show you an honest way to get the same result."
Mahathir goes to the owner of the bakery and says, "Give me a curry puff and I will show you a magic trick."
Intrigued, the owner accepts and gives him a pastry. Mahathir swallows it and asks for another one. The owner gives him another one and he eats it as well.
Then Mahathir asks for a third pastry and eats that, too. The owner is starting to wonder where the magic trick is and asks, *"What did you do with the three curry puffs?"
Politicians !!!
. Najib and Mahathir Go Into A Bakery on a Campaign Trail.
As soon as they enter the bakery, Najib steals three curry puffs and puts them in his pocket.
He says to Mahathir, "See how clever I am? The owner didn't even see anything and I don't even need to lie. I will definitely win these elections."
Mahathir says to Najib, "That's the typical dishonesty you have displayed throughout your entire life, trickeries and deceits.
I am going to show you an honest way to get the same result."
Mahathir goes to the owner of the bakery and says, "Give me a curry puff and I will show you a magic trick."
Intrigued, the owner accepts and gives him a pastry. Mahathir swallows it and asks for another one. The owner gives him another one and he eats it as well.
Then Mahathir asks for a third pastry and eats that, too. The owner is starting to wonder where the magic trick is and asks, *"What did you do with the three curry puffs?"
Mahathir replies, "Look in Najib's pocket."
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